Aug 28 2023

New Computer Poem, in collaboration with Rudy & Riley

Distressing things

1. Yesterday on my bike I looked back at a couple taking a timer selfie and said "Do you want" and then rode off.

2. A squirrel climbed on a branch above where I was sitting.

3. I told someone I liked Jack Kerouac, when like, 
I don't like him at all! 

4. I used the wrong conjugation of spanish verb 'olvidar' making a sweet lady think she forgot to do something at work instead of me.

5. When I unlocked my car with the fob the car next to mine also unlocked.

6. Outisde I heard something falling but I couldn't
figure out where the sound came from or why it had happened
to me.

7. I said to the employee Justin, "thanks for the help Jason."

8. My friends were all watching the show "Girls" and I didn't
wanna be watching that show.

9. Someone was in the bathroom when I wanted to brush my teeth.

10. I saw a kid fall off a bike but her dad was there and I wasn't sure if I should ask them if they needed help or just keep walking.

11. I went into the mall.

12. I was hungry but didn't want to eat the snacks I bought.

13. I wish reading was less effort and that I had more fun doing it.